Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face
or my ***y body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of
humour.

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small
boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the
boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to
the boy's position.
He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and,
placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the
doorbell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and
asks, "And now what, my little man?"
To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"


yes, i am bored